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It was a bright cold day in April,
and the clocks were striking eight.
Next, noumenon of my nightmares, fire of my wall.
I am an invisible thing.
eXchange was spiteful.
The sky above the north tower was the color of a reticle,
projected onto a dead world.
I am a sick man...I am a derivative man.
It will be like so, but won’t be.
Call me JP.
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Beginnings are impossible. Shows how much good comes from a B.A. in English. If they found
this verbal vomit, this defense mechanism, this journal, they’d take away my
psychopersuasion degree. I’ll hide it good. I’ll split it into 64 bits. I’ll secret away
these pieces. These shards. These fragments. Packages, packets, protocols. All my
protected perversions. Risky business. I’ll have to encrypt each one. Strands of hair
across their covers. My hair-triggers. Winston’s diary. I’ll know exactly when and where
they're finally found. But no one will find them all. If I’m lucky, even I’ll forget about
some of the hidey-holes, the cracks, the interstices.Last edited by BuReau.CRATS (12-12-01 16:24)
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ROJ_334514: what types of parallel processes influence the blkswn?
ROJ_334514: do we need another algorithm to monitor the blkswnexe?
ROJ_334514: does the blkswn algorithm always run on borrowed time?
ROJ_334514: how do we know what we are trading at this high speed?
ROJ_334514: blkswns appear to be flocking today...what's the deal?
ROJ_334514: could there be an attractor? who causes these crashes?
STN_845581: You'll never hear them flocking, honking, or stalking
STN_845581: Don't worry about the programs, it's not our business.
STN_845581: the future is the only past we'll ever study together.
STN_845581: I am concerned you don't quite understand our methods.
STN_845581: why not develop new software solutions instead? right?
STN_845581: Unpredictable dives can only be traced after the fact
BLKSWN.EXE: PARALLEL PROCESSES ACROSS GEONETWORKED EXCHANGE FIELDS
BLKSWN.EXE: FOIEGH-APGH-EGAK-ENEVN AEN--AG-IOAN HRIGN-WIEGBN HF-OE
BLKSWN.EXE: WARNING, FATAL ERROR 0-0-09919-933-01-011-1 RESTARTING
BLKSWN.EXE: 0101-01-0939301--AJAJDJ -!(!JP$UTP(UG-PJG FPAJHT(PAHGD
BLKSWN.EXE: UNCLEAR WHETHER OR NOT THESE ARE IN THE PAST OR FUTURE
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How vexing. Though terribly inconvenient, these annoyances pale in comparison to what the Bureau must deal with in terms of ethics violations. The historical Internet is brimming with vulgar anthropocentrisms, repetitive humor, and more homo sapiens pornography than our auditing system can handle.
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Excellent work. Revising audit now. Is there any way to defend our files from this Kostas bot's cruft?
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The Bureau is currently flagging inconveniences across the system while working on a more permanent solution. Complete report in progress.
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